Not Wholly Serious

Quid tempus porci
What's time to a hog?

Non occidete magistrem clavicembali; ut optimum faciat.
Pray ye do not shoot the Harpsichordist;
He doeth the best He can.

Contra bonos mores.
Against the best interests of society.

De gustibus non est disputandum.
There's no accounting for taste.

Noli perturbare.
Do not disturb.

Cave canem.
Beware of the dog.

Diem Perdidi.
Another day wasted.

Margaritas ante porcos.
Pearls before swine.

Gratias quod non fumas.
Thank you for not smoking.

Nunc est bibendum.
It's time for a drink.

Pecunia non olet.
Money doesn't stink.

Praemonitus praemunitus.
Forewarned is forearmed.

Qui me amat, amat et canem meam.
Love me, love my dog.

Semel insanivimus omnes.
We have all been insane once.

Tribblus iste mortuus Jacobe est.
Jim, this tribble's dead.

Non calor sed umor.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Semper ubi sub ubi.
Always where underwear.

Parans, Volens, Potans.
Ready, willing, and able.

Id quod circumiret, circumveniat.
What goes around, comes around.

Pergamentum init, pergamentum exit.
Garbage in, garbage out.

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Fera convivia.
Party animal.

Ruckers alterum clavicembalum meum fecit.
My other harpsichord is a Ruckers.

Sona si Ruckers tuum clavicembalum fecit.
Honk if Ruckers made your harpsichord.

Nihil significat nisi oscillat
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

Disce solum. Non tam difficile est
Just learn to do it. It ain't that hard.

Sine arbitris facile discere est
Just learn to do it. It ain't that hard.

...propter Stentoris clamorem
...for crying out loud.

Vade retro, dum partitionem paro.
Get out of here, so I can tune.

Haud perfectus donec cantat corpulenta.
It ain't over til the fat lady sings.

Obessa cantavit.
She sang.

Romani ite ad domum.
Romans go home.